Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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