I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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