Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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