good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
