It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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