I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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