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(336): View more from North Carolina

I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake

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(970): View more from Colorado

i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads

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(706): View more from Georgia

Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving

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Your blankets are not drunk friendly

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night

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(218): View more from Minnesota

So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.

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