Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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