Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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