he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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