i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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