Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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