I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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