i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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