Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
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