Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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