is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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