What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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