the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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