so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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