well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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