so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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