ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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