Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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