Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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