Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
