ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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