A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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