I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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