oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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