these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I look better un-naked...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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