There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
nutella sex= disaster
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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