You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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