He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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