big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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