i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
