i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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