respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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