im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
If I die, sorry about rent.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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