Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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