at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I enjoy the company of your penis
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
