Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
