What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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