You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm at about main and main street
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Do plants get herpes?
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