i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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