He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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