just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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