I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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