Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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