Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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