my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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