Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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