ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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